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THE AIRPLANE RIDE 

A  stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane.  
 
When the stranger turned to  her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that
flights go quicker if you  strike up a conversation  with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just opened her book,  closed it slowly  and said to
the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?" 

"Oh, I don't know", said the  stranger. "How about nuclear power?" 

"OK". She said. "That could  be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a
question first. A  horse, a cow, and  a deer all eat grass. Yet a deer excretes
little pellets, while a cow turns out  a flat patty,  and a horse  produces
clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?" 

The  stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."  
 
To which the little girl  replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss
nuclear power when you  don't  know shit?"