Arnold som president


Arnold Q&A möte när han medelar att han ställer upp i valet(alla hans svar är tagna från filmer). Detta värmer hjärtat hos oss Arnold fans som anser att Arnold är den mest fulländade människan som någonsin gått på vår jord. Till och med snäppet bättre än Jesus himself. 10 poäng till den som kan placera vilket svar som kommer från vilken film :) För de som undrar, yes jag har nog sett dom alla flera gånger on. Förutom junior, den filmen har jag förträngt.

Q: President Schwarzenegger, what's your idea on foreign policy?
A: Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of the women.

Q: Mr. President, Osama Bin Laden and members of Al Qaeda remain at large somewhere in the tribal region border between Afghanistan and Pakistan. How do you intend to deal with them?
A: If it bleeds, we can kill it.

Q: Mr. President, Senator Clinton referred to you as a steroid-abusing, cro-magnon Republican. How do you respond?
A: You're one ugly motherfvcker.

Q: Excuse me, Mr. President. What is your policy on illegal immigration?
A: Get out.

Q: Mr. President, NASA has had limited success in the past few years. What message do you have for the scientists and people at NASA?
A: Get your ass to Mars.

Q: Uh, excuse me Mr. President, but I don't think you can smoke cigars during a press conference.
A: Wrong!

Q: Next question, Mr. President. Yesterday you met with the Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. What did you say to him?
A: You son of a bitch!

Q:Mr. President, have you ever killed anyone?
A: Yeah, but they were all bad.

Q: Mr. President, recently there have been some complaints from your secretaries about your fondness for groping. How do you respond?
A: I'm just doing my job.

Q: Excuse me, Mr. President. Congresswoman Pelosi said you were a dumb Neanderthal. What would you say to the Speaker of the House?
A: You're a psychopathic bitch.

Q: President Schwarzenegger, how come you don't have a Vice President?
A: I work alone.

Q: Mr. President, you've stated that you intend to balance the budget and turn the federal deficit into a federal surplus.
A: That's one of my mission parameters.

Q: President Schwarzenegger, members of the diplomatic corps are refusing certain overseas posts. What do you say to these diplomats?
A: You lack discipline!

Q: Mr. President, your Russian counterpart, President Putin is set to visit the White House next week. What do you intend to say to him?
A: Chill out, dickwad.

Q: Mr. President, how did you manage to learn so much about bodybuilding, business, acting, politics, and acquire the English language at the same time?
A: My CPU is a neural net processor. A learning computer.

Q: Mr. President, what do you have to say to Mr. Ventura, your Secretary of State, regarding the situation in Iraq?
A: Find me a way out of this hole.

Q: President Schwarzenegger, the president of Venezuela, Hugo Chavez, has stated that he intends to stop exporting oil to the U.S. How do you respond?
A: Fvck you, asshole.

(A really hot reporter stands up to ask a question.)
Q: Mr. President...
A: Hello, cutie pie.
Q: I, uh...
A: You know you're the girl of my dreams.
(She sits back down, seriously confused.)

Q: Mr. President, what do you say to your intelligence chief, Mr. Porter Goss?
A: What's the matter. CIA got you pushing too many pencils?

Q: President Schwarzenegger, Senator Bob Bennett of Utah has been quoted as saying he wouldn't mind hanging out for a weekend at Camp David with you. Any thoughts on this?
A: Come on Bennett. Let's party.


Postat av: Dr. Jan S.

Man (även Arnold) kan ju faktiskt u-t-v-e-c-k-l-a-s... :-)
Varför inte en riktig KARLAKARL som President snart, bara för omväxlings skull?!?
Demokrater är ju alltid så feminint mesiga och motbjudande dekadenta... :-)
Nej, ordning & reda ska de va'!
Arnold for President - a one in a billion!
Han blir en duglig ÖB i det annalkande totalkriget mellan de gula och de vita...
Och behöver han trycka på KNAPPEN så bangar han inte.
Dr. Strangelove, here I am!
Just kidding (I think)...

2008-04-22 @ 00:08:52

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